Below is a profile of a woman that I responded to, our actual e-mail exchange, word for word, and a link to our real first phone conversation. This can be a very useful example for you on how to use humor, sarcasm and banter to attract women and how to come across as a confident and a fun guy when talking to women!
Dating Profile Name: Jn
“I am caring, compassionate, objective, funny, determined, arrogant, easy-going, giving, nostalgic, sure, positive yet realistic, loud, outgoing, interesting, mellow, basically all-around decent person and good friend to have. I try to keep it simple. I don’t enjoy people who take themselves too seriously. People like that are more of a joke to me than people that hide behind humor. What I miss more than anything since moving to the area is having guy friends to call up at any moment just to chill, I miss dating, I miss the chase, the distraction that is the male species! If you can supply any of the above, there is a demand here! =)”
My First E-mail:
It’s funny that you call yourself arrogant. Few if any people have the audacity, the b-lls and the honesty to say that even if it’s true. I wonder if this means that you are one honest woman – not only with others but with yourself as well, which is at least as important. So… how is her majesty spending these chilly days and evenings?
It’s funny. You like how I misspelled “arrogant” huh? haha! I jsut typed that intro on th efly. I am glad you appreciate honesty. I ma pretty much an open book. I have no shame in my flaws because everybody has theirs. I am very much into owning my sh-t! So I expect others to do the same! To tell you the truth, I read your intro and the first thing I thought was, “wow” agressive!” I am all for blunt honesty, but I definitely believe in the golden rule. I like to be respected. But opinions are like noses, everbody’s got them! I am a very objective person, so I like to ask a lot of questions, no topic is really off limits for me past a certain point in a friendship. Sorry you didn’t ask for a novel, but hey! haha!
How am I surviving the cold days? I am a workaholic…. I stay indoors! haha! What area do you live in?
Hey, Jn. Damnnn… you do not seem to be lacking in aggression yourself. I wonder if I can handle it…. I guess I hae to start woroking out more and pump up my “guns” :).
Yes, I would hate to blend in here by writing another neutral / boring / trite stuff. If that’s what this whole thing is for, then why even bother?
No shame in your flaws? That’s an admirable quality, although I wouldn’t know much about it, because I am perfect.:)
So, what’s the drive behind that strong work ethic of yourse – upbringing? Genetic predisposition? Divine inspiration? Or… a little of all of the above?
I live in the midtown, how about yourself?
Wow! You hit the nail on the head! All of the above…. my parents cam to the U.S. when they eloped as teenagers. They never took help from anyone or took government aid of any kind. Just good ol’ fashioned bust-your-ass and they never complained. I like to take pride in everything I do, so maybe it’s genetics and divine inspiration all rolled up in one!
I am glad you are perfect. Less work for me! haha! I live in the south area. I bouth a house there in early October. I loooove Midtown; it’s so cute!
I like hitting the nails in the head (get your mind out of the gutter). Wow, you have quite an interesting background.
So, how is living in the ghetto treating you? 🙂
Indeed, midtown is cute but still far from being a real city for better or for worse. Perhaps another 100 years…
Hey, I have an idea. How about we have a real conversation. I am sure it will be even more fun than writing. If you agree, let me know how I can reach you in the evenings, and I will give you a call.
Till then, behave!
Ok. Well, I am definitely open to talking on the phone, so give me a call… I am usually available after 6 pm at ( ) ——-.
Cool. I will try to reach you tonight or tomorrow night. You have been warned!
First Telephone Conversation:
I kept the girl on the phone a little longer than usual just to include more examples of the things you can say to a woman when you talk to her on the phone for the first time in order to come across as a funny, interesting, and a confident guy.
Listen to that conversation here