Read Unedited Chat from February 13, 2002, 3:29 pm – 3:36 pm
The woman I contacted didn’t respond to my e-mail at first, so I opened a chat window on the dating website and here is what happened:
decomposer917 (me): Hey, are you there?
*** Waiting for onniemay to connect
onniemay: yes hi
onniemay: so what makes u text me ?
decomposer917: I am feeling kind and generous today.
decomposer917: more importantly, you sound kind and free of pretense –
something that is rare and I can’t take that for granted.
onniemay: why thank u im guessing
decomposer917: Which one is you on the photo by the way – the dog or the woman?
decomposer917: They are both cute!
onniemay: y thanks
onniemay: are u 24
decomposer917: yes
onniemay: yea so what are u looking for then
decomposer917: what do you mean?
onniemay: what are you looking for on this site?
decomposer917: oh, just a couple of girlfriends – 3 or 4, nothing too outrageous.
onniemay: lol, yea right! So how cum a cute fella like u still fishing
decomposer917: I am thinking of opening a large harem with at least 25 women, so … fishing takes a bit of time.
onniemay: you are bad!!! Funny and handsum I would have thought u would be caught
decomposer917: you are inflating my ego by the minute. It might
just pop up any minute!
onniemay: well I’m looking for a long term or not a one time thing
decomposer917: Whateva
onniemay: lol
decomposer917: I don’t like jumping ahead of myself; you?
onniemay: me either but I like to just focus on one person than just the sex
thing
decomposer917: same here but only if the person is worthy
decomposer917: Hey, I have to run, but I have an idea – how about we have a
real conversation later? I am sure it will be even more fun than writing…
onniemay: ok call me at ——-
decomposer917: Cool. What’s the latest I can reach you tonight?
onniemay: I work tonite so ill be up
onniemay: anytime
onniemay: talk to u later hun
decomposer917: Ok, I will try to reach you later then. You have been warned
you. Till then, behave!
onniemay: u too lol
onniemay: later gater
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I think the ‘whateva’ part is kinda too much! And If I were a girl id be kinda hurt. What do you think?
It can be, but it depends on the context. If it’s obvious based on the prior conversation that the girl has a sense of humor and can handle sarcasm, “whateva” will be harmless.
“decomposer917: Which one is you on the photo by the way – the dog or the woman?
decomposer917: They are both cute!”
An awesome neg
A compliment, but it makes her wonder a bit, and like the previous lines about kindness and lack of pretense, steered the conversation the right way.
I’ve had a lot of success with messages and chats normally, but most girls’ profiles that I see nowadays are just blank, empty or filled with “I’m fun and want someone fun” on-liners, and they don’t respond well to the “you don’t say much about yourself + fluff” openers. That makes my online dating a satisfying and frustrating experience at the same time.