Three Major Cockblockers That Make You Completely Unapproachable

Here is a recent posting from the Craigslist missed connections w4m section in Northern California:

“To the gentleman I sat next to on the 33 bus around 1:30pm today…

I got on at Dolores Park and got off at Potrero Center. We sat one to two rows behind the back doors on the opposite side. You: Wearing all black with a black backpack in your lap, wavy brown hair, many tattoos on your arms, reading a book. I think you said “goodbye” to a friend when they got off the bus. Me: Wearing black skinny jeans, black and grey tank top, grey sweater, grey backpack (apparently I like black and grey), sun glasses, tattoos on my arms as well, long dark to light ombre blonde hair, ear buds in while nervously texting my friend about how cute you were.I regret that I didn’t have the courage to start talking to you. Maybe you’ll read this and I’ll get a second chance. If you find this, reply with the name of the book you were reading in your email.”